NEWS FLASH>>>>>>>>> It is believed that the mysterious Schroederville Monkey has given birth. Yes it is true. Several people have seen this small monkey from a distance lurking in the shadows in and around Schroederville. The first pictures are now available. It seems that they pair has struck Noah and Barb Schroeder's home while they were on the Honeymoon. This pair of creatures has begun to terrorize the neighborhood.
Please notify Buford (Greg Schroeder), the security and peace officer for Schroederville, if you see or hear this baby monkey anywhere else. If anyone out there has a picture, please send it to us right away.
This whole time, everyone thought this monkey was a male. The big question now is, WHO IS THE FATHER!!!!!! Stay tuned for more details as they become available.